Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Grouchy Version of Me

I've noticed that pending unemployment makes me easily bothered by a wide variety of smallish things.  

Here are some things that have been bothering me this week:

1.  There are too many Clementine oranges in those bags.  Who on earth can eat that many oranges before they go bad????

2.  Goodluck Johnathan doesn't seem like a sensible name.

3.  Why don't parents teach their children how to blow their own noses?

4.  Put your paper in the recycling bin, people!  

5.  There was no real development of the relationship between Lucy Honeychurch and George Emerson in A Room With a View.

6.  The house inexplicably smells like garbage.

7.  Printer ink is outrageously priced.

8.  Kids get too many goody bags these days.  Enough with the goody bags!

9. The word paparazzi is dumb.

10.  Why must they market Activia Yogurt so that every time you see someone eating it, all you can think about is how it's going to help that person's digestive health?

1 comment:

Tara and Dale said...

even grumpy, you make me smile. sending good job energy your way!